But instead, here's a brief review of the recent remake of "Tron", written by a former classmate of mine who shall remain anonymous:
so i went to see tron this weekend and did a bunch of cocaine afterwards. true story. it reminded me why i've only done it once before. it's just too much work. and then you're so thirsty the next day. although, it did keep me up until 6am drinking... so i guess that was the plus side? so yeah, i don't think i'll be doing that again. but tron was awesome. 4 stars.
This review was unedited to preserve the integrity of this blog.