1. We're classy, respectable and attractive individuals.
Here, MLM demonstrates her modest, natural beauty by demonstrating a classic 1990's "painted whore" look.
Kenny Steven Fuentes, known in social circles as "El Bossa-Nova Casanova", is a sweet, old fashioned lover who knows how to make the ladies swoon. He might not pay for dinner, but he knows how to treat a lady!
2. Nobility and a History of Mental Stability
How often do we find our cultural aristocracy engaging in uncouth, rock-star behavior? Kenny and MLM are hard working theatre professionals and producers who know how to work hard, play hard. They always keep a cool head.
Mary-Liz demonstrates her "about the author" style photogenic dignity.
Kenny continues to demonstrate that he has never been succesfully committed to a mental institution despite several court orders by the state.
3. We're classy broads.
Seriously, check us out!
On both counts...
...We're finger lickin' good!
So people have been asking "What does Erika think of all this? Who is she going to vote for?"
Well, we can't tell you, but she's very excited to hear that Kenny will ALSO be participating in the kissing booth.
She seems a little uncomfortable. Must be that other guy.
In anycase, whatever your choices, please come to support Holland Productions! It's going to be a fun night, and if last year's fundraiser is any indication, there will be a dance party galore!
HOLLAND PRODUCTIONS HOMECOMING DANCE BASH!
Friday, September 10
8:00 pm
Elephant and Castle, downstairs
161 Devonshire Street, Boston
$10 (all proceeds go to fund our 2010-2011 Season)
Cash Bar
http://www.hollandproductions.org/
Be well,
K
P.S.
I'm on a horse.
I'M ON A HORSE!!!!!!!!!! AHHHH.
ReplyDeleteP.S. ERIKA GELLER ENDORSES THIS AD.
I'd vote for that other guy.
ReplyDeleteThe picture of you in a trash bag straitjacket strikes me, for some reason, as absolutely fantastic.
ReplyDeleteBest.Post.Ever.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the shout-out, CoLab!
ReplyDeleteY'all better vote!